Monday, February 27, 2006

"and the award for worst actor+actress this yr goes to...

-Oshkar year 2006 WORST actress-
winner: the b*tch among the juniors...

reasons:
1. day 3-cross dressing day..this b*tch didn dress along with her other group members..rather,she choose 2 dress normally n sat together with the other seniors...reason? "I'm not feelin well leh..."

2. day 4-detective games..this b*tch was aching + having allergies almost every single part of her body...she nearly scared everyone to death at my game station...well,the story goes like this...her group didn reach the threshold v set,so everyone had to be punished.she didn mention anythin bout allergies n stuff..n she joined everyone for punishment...when suddenly..."MY EYE!MY EYE! (started crying...waah~~) i just had eye surgery...bla~bla~(her "innocent" OO and other b*tches started shoutin n scolding)..v didn know,so everyone got panicked n start rising her eyes with our very own DRINKING water...damn!should hv rinse her eye with concentrated HCl!

3. day5-telematch+tunnel...this b*tch didn join in for telematch this time..reason?EYE OPERATION lor...wat else?fine...all the seniors actually plan to sabo this b*tch during the highlight of the nite when suddenly...this b*tch started suffocating n fainted!reason?allergic to flour wor...everyone knew she was faking but still...v had no choice but to accompany her la..sent her to HUKM...the best part was..she actually remembered to remind us to give back "Joe's shirt" when she was suffocated to near death...?!walau..as a junior,who on earth will as a grand-senior for help?!suffocation didn kill this b*tch's bitchiness...as long as u r male,she'll grab u...i wonder if she'll grab a male dog...since they r of same species...(man..i think even a b*tch is not as bitchy as her la...) okay..fine...off to HUKM...when our 1st aiders thought they finally will hv a peace of mind...this b*tch is back! n guess what...."i'm okay!(bitchily)" f*ck!what kinda creature is this...!

4. day6-dinner...finally,this b*tch can rest,no need to act...coz no dirty work involved today mar..no drama,still got bitchiness leh...long story lah...one word tells everything..."BITCH!"

1 comment:

Acrix said...

Haha i guess i knoe who ur refering to :P Izzit the gal that joe exchanged the t-shirt with? Just so happened to discover ur blog and started to read thro them~ Thx for the link anyway :)