XD

got this bulletin from good old Adrian the future pilot...kinda brighten up my day a little...haha,freakin funny.

1. If Fed-Ex and UPS were to merge,
would they call it Fed-Ups?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee
breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives,
where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called
Poles, why aren't people from Holland
called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as
adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your
money called a broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible,
does terrific mean to make terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it
is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn't
sell, is it a success?

10. If you're not supposed to drink
and drive, then why do bars have
parking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person and
spin him around several times, does he
become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables,
what do humanitarians eat?? Humans???