Sunday, August 19, 2007

Constipation/Diarrhoea

the pharmacist:"yes,may i help u?"

walked-in-patient:"i have problem going toilet...*embarrassed*"

the phamacist:"oh...wait a sec...*walks 2the shelf n takes out chart*"

the pharmacist:"how does ur shit looks like?does it look like nuts?or er...maybe sausages with cracked surfase?or er...izzit all mushy like our mashed potatoes?"*concerned expression*
walked-in-patient:"*runs out pharmacy,covering mouth...*"

the pharmacist:"oh...seems like our patient there will need some antiemetics as well...domperidone perhaps?hmm..."*in deep thought*

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