Lifetime Warranty

A very good friend of mine recently showed me this toothbrush
claimed to be environmental friendly.
and

with Lifetime Warranty.

a toothbrush with Lifetime warranty?hmm no thenk kiu.

I say a Relationship with Lifetime Warranty sounds better.
guarantee 100% full refund&exchange.
No questions asked.
LOL.

"True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about but few have seen."

Francois De La Rochefoucauld

*pounder pounder*