Monday, May 25, 2009

The 'Business Man'

The conversation between the lousy 'misi' (TLM) and the business man (TBM)

conversation translated from mandarin:

TBM hands in the number slip,

TLM: Hi uncle,name please?
TBM: xxx...*points at Rx* there,written there already.

TLM: Ya I know, just need to confirm.Uncle,I'm giving you 1month supply ah.....

not even sempat to start going through the meds,

TBM: har?!1month only?I thought the Dr gave me 5months?Why do I need to come every month to get MY medications?

TLM:*smiley* uncle ah,sorry...I know the Dr gave you 5months,but i can only supply you with...

cuts in..

TBM:HAR?!WHY HAR?I AM A BUSY BUSINESSMAN!I USED TO GET 2-3MONTHS SUPPLY!WHY ARE YOU NOW GIVING ME MONTHLY...
TLM: *still smiling* uncle ah..sorry,now ah,hospital many patients already...not enough medicines,so can only give you monthly..sorry ah..

TBM:HAR?!!I AM A BUSY PERSON!DO BUSINESS VERY BUSY!GIVE ME MONTHLY SUPPLY..MY AS WELL GIVE ME ON A WEEKLY BASIS!!!!#*&$%^&**(
TLM:*smiles even wider* uncle!you want weekly supply ah?can can...then I give you weekly supply lah *extend hands to collect back the medications*

TBM rampas the bag of medications and stomped off.

Wished my hands were faster aye?sigh.

haha OPD indeed improves my EQ level X)

Thursday, May 21, 2009

http://www.fmylife.com/

Today, I was at the mall blasting music, I was wearing a nice shirt and had my ipod in my breast pocket when I noticed a cute girl smiling at me so I smiled back and she started to walk over while turning down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

HAHAHAAHAHAHA!

omigosh...

HAHAHAHAHAHA..tak booleh tahan!